Couple life is inevitably bumpy, but in fact, if life is too peaceful, it's even worse. Sometimes you accidentally destroy this family, so you need to treat them correctly. To ensure the happiness of marriage.
Men, please don't offend anyone or your wife, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable. Don't you believe it? Then please listen to what the men themselves say. hey!
A man said:
I just didn't go home according to my wife's schedule, but I was only five minutes late. During these five minutes, I had nothing to do but ask my wife for help, but it wasn't my intention because of the traffic jam! But my wife said that you can do a lot of bad things in five minutes, and you can solve them in three minutes. I retorted that I wouldn't do anything like robbery and getting shot. My wife said, what kind of robbery? It's sleeping with another woman. Me:
The end result is: I cooked breakfast for my wife for five days, and even went home from work every day to cook dinner. But she hasn't eaten a single bite of dinner for these five days because she came home later than me, saying it was my first love who went on night shift.
From then on, I never dared to go home late. When I encountered a traffic jam, I got off the bus and ran home.
Male B said:
I have been married for more than ten years, and the life between me and my wife has started to become dull. It is precisely this kind of blandness that makes me forget my wife's birthday. I really deserve to die for it.
The end result is that my wife hasn't spoken a word to me for two months and won't let me go into the room to sleep with her. Even though life may seem mundane, not touching and talking to my wife for two months is really frustrating for me. To be honest, I admire my wife's endurance. After making up with my wife, she fiercely said to me, 'If there's another time, let me sleep on the balcony directly and ignore me for the rest of my life.'.
After this birthday storm, I treated my wife's birthday as a top priority and asked my family and friends to remind me every year on that day. I also told them that if they didn't remind me, I would die in embarrassment.
Male C said:
My wife's cooking skills have always been good, and amidst my constant praise every day, she has reached the pinnacle of perfection. Even my mother has to praise her daughter-in-law's cooking skills. But once, I said my wife's egg custard was steamed too old and a bit woody.
As soon as the words were spoken, I knew I had caused big trouble this time. Because my wife once told me that no matter how delicious her dishes are, she always praises her every day during meals, saying that her husband's praise will only make her excel in cooking (obviously, the effect is indeed good), otherwise she will be rude to me. But my daily appreciation has made my wife develop a bad habit of only listening to compliments.
The end result: I ate instant noodles for a month, and my wife cooked them herself.
Afterwards, no matter how well my wife's dishes are cooked, I will only say the word 'delicious'.
D man said:
Once, my wife dyed her hair yellow and wore very revealing and fashionable clothes. It seemed like she even went to a beauty salon to see the skin on her face. When my wife walked in, I was indeed startled and deliberately said, 'When did the Golden Hair Master King become a woman?'? Still turning into such an ugly woman? Upon hearing this, the wife's previously gentle gaze immediately filled with anger, and she turned around and walked away without looking back.
The end result is that my wife went back to live at her parents' house, and I only picked her up after three visits to the thatched cottage. When my wife returned home, my mother-in-law said angrily, 'Be more gentle with my wife, don't take my daughter seriously.'.
After my wife returned home, she returned to her original appearance. I no longer dared to talk nonsense about her appearance, and occasionally I would do my best to uncover a slight advantage in her body and praise it with exaggeration.
E man said:
Once my wife was hospitalized with a cold, but I was too busy with work during that time. Of course, the feeling I gave her was that I didn't care about her, and even when I was sick, I didn't care.
The end result was that on the day I returned home, my wife cried and grabbed my feet, then pressed me onto the sofa and took out all the one thousand yuan I had. Half an hour later, she returned with a thousand yuan turned into cosmetics.
This lesson has left me with a lasting impression: men should never carry their money home with them.
My wife bought the cosmetics and cried to me while using them, saying, 'Husband, did it hurt to kick you?'? I said it didn't hurt, but the next day I limped to work.