After his eighth love bird flew away from him, a poet friend of mine finally realized that his beautiful but nutritious poems could not feed modern love. He woke up from the spring dreams about talented people and beautiful women, and used his hand to write poems to barbecue mutton at the busy intersection. His dying love soon turned around.
That day, I met him in a lounge and his girlfriend, who was beautifully packaged. His face was much redder than before. His famous clothes and strong cologne perfume smell could not be imagined that he was still smoking and burning on the road two hours ago. The friend said confidently and proudly, "Although your occupation is more fashionable than mine, I can bake mutton for one day, which is enough for you to write a short story." The friend also casually recited a sentence that is more profound than all the poems he has written: "Money is the mother of love." The girl who completely despaired of his poverty a few months ago is now curled up in his arms like a kitten, staring at him with a pair of eyes full of respect and admiration. This treatment was almost unprecedented when he was a poet, which made me jealous and exclaimed: there was no poor but noble poet in the world, but there were more vulgar but sweet lovers.
The charm of a man is directly proportional to the plumpness of his purse. I heard many men express their experience and experience on various occasions: What is masculinity? Money has temperament. Love needs investment from the beginning, and the material investment far exceeds the spiritual investment. I met an attractive girl in the bar. Before I decided to hook up with her, men used to recall how many bills they had stuffed into their wallets when they went out. Because girls generally don't refuse to invite her to have a drink. The problem is that you need to be able to pay. Otherwise, watching her drink wine like ice water, you will not be surprised. So every time I go to the bar, the one who dare to whistle to the girl is not the most handsome one, but the richest one.
Modern love is about taste and style. Eating western food is more interesting than eating spareribs and noodles, and drinking coffee is more interesting than drinking scented tea. In fact, interest and style are finally implemented in the most uninteresting and stylish banknotes. I often see a rich young master and his girlfriend running to the food stall to enjoy two bowls of fish balls in love movies. I envy them very much. I think this is the sentiment. But it's just that people are tired of eating shark fin and bird's nest and feel fresh for a change. If they are allowed to eat fish balls in half a month, will they still be interested in eating and flirting with each other? In the early stage of love, often taking girls to coffee shops and concert halls will definitely make girls feel more flustered than sitting in open-air teahouses and playing mahjong. She will also think that you are a very interesting man.
When her eyes become gentle and meaningful, the next thing a man needs to do is how to consolidate her good feeling for you.
The weight of a man's love often corresponds to the money he invests in love. We can't complain about the vulgarity and snobbery of women. In this age when love has become like a flower in the mirror, women are more willing to grasp a worldly love that can be seen and touched. Men say a hundred words "I love you" to women affectionately. It is more sincere and reliable to buy a high-end fashion for women with a month's salary. Many times, love can only be icing on the cake, but money can provide timely help. Therefore, I have hardly seen anyone who would talk to someone who has no job, no household registration or no housing. But those street wanderers, who think most about "where is tomorrow's breakfast", seldom pray for love from the sky in their hearts. A man with a shriveled wallet, like a pockmarked woman, is guilty and inferiority complex in front of the opposite sex. A man with a fat purse will become a blue chip in the love and marriage market. Even if you have a "famous flower", there will still be many amorous and pragmatic women who will cross one leg and wink at you.
After marriage, women do not expect men to carry out their sweet words and vows to the end, but they want men's love to have practical expression. A new piece of jewelry and a beautiful dress are not inferior to a thousand love words and ninety-nine roses in love. Women compare their husbands' advantages and disadvantages when they are together. The argument is usually that he buys several sets of clothes for himself a month, and how valuable gifts he gives for his birthday. All these make love seem vulgar but true. Moreover, this is a kind of happiness that can be seen and touched.
Love should be managed by money. Money is the mother of love. So, if you want good luck in love, laid-off workers should seek another career as soon as possible, stock speculators should pray that the stock market will be bullish all the way, and those who take salary should bless the company's grand development. Really, if we can have more heavy things in our pockets, it is equivalent to giving love a more fertile land, and it is easier to open fresh flowers.
(Intern editor: Chen Hao)