Post Date April, 15 2023
No.5 Bathing
Reason for listing: water and gas will be charged each time in the morning and evening
Bathing every day is to maintain personal hygiene. But why do some women take two baths a day? What's more, I heard that beauty Guan Zhilin washes at least three times a day. This is hard to understand: you say she has a habit of cleanliness, but she goes to the roadside stall to eat Stinky tofu more delicious than anyone else; You said that the quality of the environment here is too bad. She went running in the morning and breathed fresh air more vigorously than anyone else
The water price in Beijing has doubled, and the underground water has pumped the ground to sink. You don't want to save water for the earth. You should also take the spirit of reducing the price of cabbage from 15 cents to 14 cents, and save money for your family!
No. 4 Mirror
Reason for listing: The earliest invention of human beings in the field of optics with a long history is the mirror. Before that, our female ancestors had already learned to dress up on the water. Even the great hero Hua Mulan could not escape the custom, and also used to put yellow decals on the mirror.
But there is a limit to everything. Some women can't finish looking in the mirror: the bus is bumping up and down, and she has to find a small round mirror in her small bag to look at it; When you enter the elevator, you can't leave your own figure in the big mirror... Someone joked that the best way to attract women's attention is to put a mirror on yourself to ensure that it will be the focus of women's eyes in any situation. In the future, you may as well carve 300 Tang poems on the mirror. Keeping them can greatly improve the popularity of ancient Chinese in society!
No.3
Reason for listing: two breaths and one skin
Fadiao is a woman's patent, with various forms: some people learn Taiwanese idol opera Mandarin and bite their tongue to speak; There are people who walk and look at everyone with big eyes; Another mouth is "Hmm..." and "others...". Fadiao makes lovely women seem more lovely, but it will only make people feel helpless if they are not divided into different places. I have a female colleague who doesn't work seriously at ordinary times and whines to the leader when he makes mistakes. We often get goose bumps when we listen to him. A family affair may be changed into a big one by sending a whine, but the work affair can be changed into a big one. A word for the lady who likes to whine: If whine is useful, why should the police?
No.2 Telephone Congee
Reason for listing: support telecom to expand domestic demand
Do women have any mysterious connection with the telephone? What can be said clearly in two words in person, once on the phone, I don't know whether it will take half an hour or an hour. Why would women who have always been prudent tolerate telecom companies exploiting their expensive telephone charges? The reason is not important. It is enough to know people and make good use of them. Many large companies' customer service is the same kind of lady. It is probably because women love to make phone calls. After doing customer service, you can naturally cook porridge every day, from morning to night. But if you are on your own phone, don't try to enjoy yourself for a while. Come back at the end of the month when you pay!
No.1 Shopping
Reason for listing: day and night from morning till night
When studying, the sports that girls are most afraid of should be 800 meters. After running down in two circles, each one looks like Sister Lin, which makes people feel sad. But if you judge that women's physical strength is weaker than men's, then you are wrong. If you don't believe it, you should look into the mall. Mingming only wants to buy a T-shirt, but she has to transfer from Zhongyou to Saite, and then from Xidan to Wangfujing... It's really like watching women go shopping. It is possible to really buy good things after shopping all day, but the most common result is that you don't buy what you should buy and you buy a lot of useless things.
To tell the truth, you are not tired when walking. You have to think about it for your boyfriend who is behind you!
(Intern editor: Liu Feifei)
