Post Date June, 27 2023
1. Every time I ask not to wear a condom, the reason is that men are the ones who enjoy it, but we are responsible for the consequences! Unless God allows men to conceive and have children, we absolutely agree with both hands! 2. I want to try the feeling of entering from behind: If a man is also willing to let me put a banana in his little fart, I will consider it.
3. In the middle of romance, he suddenly asked me to help him with oral sex. Reason: Although romance is a very fulfilling thing, you should also pay attention to the order!
4. Reason for not taking a shower and wanting to do something right after dinner: Think about it! A man who is sweaty all over and just finished eating an onion beef burger, let alone having sex, even kissing is a disgusting thing.
5. Why do you want to turn on the lights or do it in a strange place? Thinking that he could see his entire body clearly and see the strange posture of his thighs stretching open, how could there be an orgasm!
6. Ask me if I have an orgasm, if I have a good time, and if he is very powerful. Reason: Every man cares a lot, and if I say yes, just ask a few times. What are these unnecessary questions to ask? It's not like breaking a record in a competition!
7. Tell me about my ex girlfriend or ask me about the reason for my ex boyfriend's behavior: Do you want me to be honest? I'm afraid he'll be ashamed to death from now on
8. Immediately after the incident, I fell asleep like two people. Reason: This is really an angry thing! Next time you have sex, remember to bring a newspaper or knit to avoid boredom.
When it comes to marriage issues, he tends to avoid them. Reason: Why don't men want to talk about this issue and only want sex? In short, women are emotional animals, and there are also reasons why women do not want to do it, or it is a problem for men. Sexual matters are two separate matters. As a man, be more responsible and take the initiative.
