Post Date April, 15 2023
1. No one knows if they don't brush their teeth;
2. Beneficial for deodorizing when using the toilet;
3. Refreshing and refreshing;
4. Pretend to be a mature man;
5. Kissing without a girlfriend;
6. Let you watch the annoying woman walk away;
7. Not washing the bed sheets can be attributed to the smell of smoke;
8. Trapping fireflies;
9. Let people discover your existence;
10. Using bars as a social tool;
11. Smoking the same cigarette for both men and women indicates a different relationship;
12. Smoking the same cigarette as a man means he really has no money;
13. Let Sanmao, who is picking up cigarette butts, run after you;
14. Sometimes cigarette butts can be sold for 5 yuan per piece;
15. Free gifts when arguing with your wife and not willing to throw things;
16. There are cockroaches at home, catch one and scald another, see who is afraid of who;
17. Smoking while frowning and grimacing is enough to arouse sympathy among women, and a few false coughs are particularly effective;
18. A powerful catalyst to make your downstairs neighbors look at you differently;
19. The pretended excuse when expressing his determination to keep his mouth clean to his girlfriend: "Here you are, I'll quit smoking right away
20. Soot can stop bleeding and relieve pain;
21. The pharmacy staff often remember you, knowing as soon as you go that you are buying pipa dew;
22. No need to purchase pension insurance;
23. Good medicine when abandoned;
24. The faint smoke on your fingertips makes the woman who left you miss you;
25. After death, one can donate lungs for research;
26. Entering the class room, the only thing that can be requested during the interrogation;
27. The smell of smoke on the clothes plus perfume lipstick can be used as the best props for your girlfriend to break up with you actively;
28. Let you develop a good habit of frugality, never being unable to afford cigarettes because you don't have money;
29. Smoking low-quality cigarettes without cigarettes can reveal the meaning of remembering bitterness and thinking sweetly;
30. As a follow-up measure after presenting business cards;
31. When boasting, spit out a few authentic cigarette rings to increase persuasiveness;
32. Can implement the family planning policy;
33. Quick finished products with hoarse magnetic voices;
34. Manufacturers of ashtrays never worry about going bankrupt, just like lighter factories.
