Post Date August, 26 2023
How do men feel about sex? Many female friends are particularly curious about what they think. Let's take a look together.
Sex is like giving different answers in an exam.
Sexual love is a form of pain.
The most common problem that Tang Monk Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, and his disciples encountered during their journey to study in the West was that all kinds of beautiful women had real and fake women. More importantly, the demons who married their masters had ways to make fun of them, and more importantly, they tested these special males in a one-time encounter. If they were all vulgar disciples, it would be easy to do it, but their personalities and hormone levels were different, and the taste of their eyes was also different. There are only so many versions of extramarital love stories, farces, and even jokes.
The most obvious attitude among this teacher and disciple is the old pig's language: happiness. In fact, this is also an instinctive reaction of ordinary people. Tang Seng's reaction was another extreme: pain. He is really working hard and cannot eat happy food. From this perspective, Zhu Bajie is smarter than him.
The problem is that old pigs often joke and poke buildings, but are ridiculed by elves, losing their principles in front of women, and even having the lowest IQ. In his opinion, sows are also eyelashes. Hai Na Bai Chuan has a good appetite. In this sense, he failed again. So Mr. Wukong is relatively calm. In the past, domestic heroes often did not approach women's personalities, so he is very immune to extramarital affairs and dislikes it.
The pain of Zhu Bajie, the pain of Tang Monk, and the hatred of Sun Wukong seem to have three typical feelings. Men who engage in sexual activity typically have these three stages of psychological processes.
Happy extramarital affairs are often a joke.
There is a handsome guy who feels good about himself, and he likes to hang out online. One day, he met another MM and knew he was a little girl. She asked if she had fallen in love with the man downstairs, but she didn't know how to express her love. Every time she just silently watches him pass through her downstairs. The handsome man gave birth to a hero in order to save beauty. The next time he sees him passing downstairs, he intentionally throws something at him and apologizes to him. That way, I know.
I didn't know that handsome guy got hurt in the head by a flowerpot flying down from upstairs when he came home from work that day, until he realized he was a poor hero. But I'm glad, the scene may not be very good.
When a friend of mine first dated a female netizen and talked about the weather, he couldn't say the passion, poetry, impulsiveness, and excitement he had online. Finally, the person secretly hung up the phone and asked me to call him, asking him to find an excuse to go out. After listening to my phone call, he breathed a sigh of relief and solemnly said to the woman, 'Unfortunately, my grandmother just passed away.'. I must go home as soon as possible.
When I returned, my friend told me that when I saw the light put into action, the beauty of what I did was just losing my combat effectiveness.
A friend told Xiao Wang that he was accused of farting in the car, which moved Xu Xiaowang. He still waits on the bus every day for the arrival of the violent ceremony. One day, Mr. Wang was unconscious when he suddenly heard a slight farting sound. He immediately fell asleep and said, 'I'm sorry, I farted this.'. Please forgive me.
As he spoke, he looked around and saw a beautiful woman shaking towards him. Mr. Wang secretly thought, 'I've really been to Peach Blossom this time.'. Who knows that lady extended her hand drum to encourage Mr. Wang's face?. This lady eats more at noon and burps. You said I farted too much.
This kind of affectionate, but ruthless, and even self destructive extramarital affair must be said to be a painful pleasure.
