Post Date April, 15 2023
The resignation of a man
dear:
Now I want to resign from your position as a lover. Over the past year in office, I have worked hard and scrupulously on my job. I have treated you with kindness and care, carefully gauging your needs and meeting your various needs. Providing emotional comfort to you, making you feel loved; In action, waiting, picking up, accompanying, and even more are basic tasks. Although not in charge of finance, they should bear the heavy responsibility of paying all the bills; I also give gifts to please you at three or five o'clock.
A competent lover should be gentle and considerate, and have a broad heart. Whenever you mention generosity and appreciation for other men, don't be jealous. When I first took office, I didn't know how to handle it. I made several mistakes and dared to get angry with you. I made you want to dismiss me several times. Later, on the premise that I promised not to make any more mistakes, you reluctantly gave me another observation period. Over the years, after much reflection, I thank you very much for giving me this opportunity.
"But I am really not suitable for this position and would like to apply to you for transfer back to the Friends Department.". It seems that you have talked and laughed about your colleagues in that department, and even invite them to have a small gathering when they are not in the middle of the day. I envy them a bit: flexible working hours, no need to follow calls, no need to pick up and drop off, no need to pay bills, no need to give gifts, no need to face your cold side, you can see your sunny smile and hear your humorous remarks.
"Although I have occupied the vacancy of a lover, I have no special treatment except for increased responsibilities;"; No sweet words, no more care, no gifts, no... So I decided to resign from this position. As for whether you would like me to transfer to the department, everything respects your ruling.
A dedicated employee, respectfully
Girl's response
Dear：
With regard to your proposal to transfer to a department, the following resolutions have been discussed at the board meeting:
"Due to your position as a lover during the initial interview, the standards and requirements were different from those of your friends from the beginning. Although your performance during the probationary period was poor and you almost got fired, you were only allowed to remain in the position after you earnestly pleaded and vowed that you could improve and promote.".
Lovers belong to regular jobs, which are different from part-time friend departments. Of course, there are relatively many responsibilities and jobs, but the salary and benefits guarantee is superior to that of the friend department. Lovers have bonuses and benefits such as massage, kissing, hugging, accompanying family gatherings and cooking midnight snack, as well as good promotion channels, which can be promoted to husband, father, grandfather, etc. These are definitely not available in the friend department.
Finally, because there are currently no job vacancies in the Friends department and lovers are important positions, before finding a new person or job agent and completing the handover, you should be transferred to the Spare Tire Department. The personnel in this department do not need to face the boss every day, and should temporarily reduce your responsibilities and pressure. When someone can transfer your position as a lover, you can be transferred to the underground lover department. Of course, if there is a vacancy in the friend department at that time, you can also be transferred to the friend department, or if you want to leave, of course, there is no severance pay for automatic resignation. Thank you for your efforts over the past year.
Respected representatives of board members
