The moon was clear and clear, and after a day of chaos and chaos, he was finally able to calm down beside his pillow. His expression was blurred, his gentle gaze was pleasing and eager, and the atmosphere was ambiguous. At this moment, she was particularly enchanting in his eyes. He hugged her and rubbed her hair, "By the way! I forgot to tell you, Glenn is competing for credit again. I don't know what she said to the big boss, it seems like the boss is not very satisfied with my work." "Don't worry about her!" He perfunctorily turned a deaf ear to her words, and the kisses are still wandering. She dodged his kisses, potentially expanding the topic
Zhan Tuoshen's energy was "She's so annoying that she even said..." "Turn off the lights!" His side was already roaring, and she was in a fog here. "Isn't it sex?"
Dear, are you naive or mentally retarded, letting such low-level pillow talk spoil the game?
Sad Bedside Taboo
"Turn off the lights and go to bed early!"
"Every day this sentence, recorded and replayed, with a cloned expression and a warm look, wouldn't you marry a farmer who needs to get up early to cultivate?"? "Every day has the meaning of resting early, can you please not say it? How does this sentence sound like having no sex tonight? It's not like having no sexual desire at night, right? It always makes me suffer a blow, but I still struggle to challenge your sexual desire. Originally, 10 points of energy must take 20 points of energy to complete, who will have the patience to repeatedly and repeatedly?"?
You are the champion of the most beautiful scenery award.
"Today, I'm going to pay the internet fee. Guess how much, more than 1000 yuan!"
The originally gentle night of flying, the originally relaxed mood and body immediately became urgent and tense, destroying wealth! Is there anything more disturbing than this? On a night destined to be filled with banknotes, you have nothing to gain but to find annoyance.
Without a wink award, you are the only one.
"Your mother is so annoying and she's calling and nagging, your sister..."
At the beginning of the complaint meeting, his magical skill of pretending to be deaf and dumb appeared immediately, and I knew why he hadn't been gentle with you for a long time. It wasn't just that he had been suffering from sexual decline, but that your complaint was basically a destructive agent of sex. A motherly woman must be far from sexy, and keeping a distance is generally the usual way for men to deal with it.
The most untimely award belongs to you.
"Who called just now? Why are you so happy?"
Do you feel funny? "Your sour emphasis and provocative expression seem like you were caught in bed just now. The only idea for a man at this moment is to make your prophecy come true, otherwise he will always bear the false name of Dou moth, and a man would rather be scolded than unjustly killed.". For a woman who has nothing to do with finding trouble, sleeping with her back turned must be her choice tonight.
"If you have nothing to do with finding trouble, you have ruined the beautiful night you deserve.".
"Who sent that yellow text message?"
Check your phone! Today, it has become the most disrespectful way for men and women to respect each other. Everyone has their own difficulties, and everyone needs independent space. A dignified man will abhor this behavior, especially if he chooses to lie next to his pillow, and he will question your love. Even his basic personality can be despised, and your love is far from what he meant.
If you win the detective award, your good mood will disappear.
A pillow side taboo that hurts dignity
"Your college classmate has become a director, and whoever drives a BMW!"
"The look on your face means that his understanding is to trample on his dignity. Everyone's fate is inherently complicated by various factors. He was already upset, but you worked hard to control the fire. Your complaints helped to dispel his addiction, and his anger stayed awake tonight.".
The Disturbing Mood Award belongs to your first class.
"Did the last business end?"
After several days of depression, she finally let her crow speak out, and when you were on the edge of your sword, you changed the scene at the touch of the moment. Angry and angry, men were accused of being incompetent at work, which today is no less than sexual incompetence. Unless it's a plot you don't want tonight, unless it's revenge for his offending you, Jin Kou must be closed. At this time, he must look sideways and look up, you only belong to two words - hateful!
The Dignity Disruption Award will be solemnly presented to you.
"Don't cooperate with XXX, sooner or later you will suffer!"
This heartwarming matter was repeatedly tossed around in bed by her. Partners, prospects, and money paths were such heavy rhetoric. On this night when you wanted to make love ripple, you thought you were concerned and focused. "For those issues that men value, women had better think twice and often casually say, 'Bad mood is not just bad.'".
Xiangfu Godson Award? No no no! At most, I will award you a Broken Mouth Award.
"Husband, why do you earn so little? You haven't completed your quota this month. Look at me!"
Even if your income is several hundred times higher than him, don't show off. A man's inferiority complex must rise in the air at this time. "Change industries! Change jobs!" Thoughts stream in. In fact, frequent job changes are often an important cause of career failure, and the negative consequences of such words on the pillow side are often not just the turn of the night.
(Intern Editor: Cai Junyi)